- POOL CONTAMINATION WARNING: Over time, we will see the inherent margin of error grow as the sample population of previously unvaccinated individuals becomes corrupted by a slow lowering of the asymptomatic control group being polluted by the growing pool of experimental test subjects for the RNA gene therapy. C'est la vie, we shall see. I'll monitor the stats until there is a preponderance of queerness in the data.
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On January 29th, 2021 Public Health Ontario recorded that there were less newly confirmed cases than newly recovered cases, with its daily epidemiological summary (locally archived here) as:
There are a total of 264,300 confirmed cases of COVID-19 in Ontario reported to date. Compared to the previous day, this represents:
- An increase of 2,063 confirmed cases
- An increase of 73 deaths
- A recovery of 2,623 confirmed cases
This equates a net value of 2,063 - 2,623 cases, or -560 cases. For these alarming numbers, we have been forced to perpetuate a lockdown (not a lockdown, but only a state of emergency) to "reduce the numbers".
Why the fuck do you need pandemonium to further REDUCE a negative number?
Editor: Public Health Ontario removed their Facebook presence, and buried the details in the daily report. I've redone the recent cover page to reflect today's updated values, and it is now available on all the bakery sites, but specifically RealPublicHealthOntario.ca if you only want the reports ton the top. I'll look into normalizing their ongoing data.
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